The sentence "Keep it under your hat, old man." is not on the internet; I think it ought to be.

Things I didn't take pictures of recently:
> "GORTON GIRLS KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO CHAKA KHAN SONGS" - grafitti near manchester piccadilly station
> A chinese restaurant in maidenhead called "Wu-Tang"
> I remember thinking, "Murder," in the car. Watching dogs somersault through sprinklers on tiny lawns.
> Conkers in suburban Maidenhead lying unclaimed on the grass.
> She says there's ants in the carpet, dirty little monsters...
> A pub, visible from the the train near Birmingham New Street station, whose upper floors have fallen in, and have become home to some little birch trees.
> The striking depth and symmetry in the vista of Stockport from the viaduct