You just had a shower...

Well, it's taken you nearly 20 years to understand how wonderful a shower can be.
Think back over the last, oh, I can't even remember how many minutes. The soap trickling down from your hair, caressing your skin more gently than any human hand could, utterly disregarding your body's ugly shape, and quite forgiving the over-long period since your last visit.
Think of the soap building up in your ears, and your long hair clinging to the side of your face like a cocoon, smothering your hearing. Your eyes closed, so there is nothing between you and the soap.
You could feel it carrying all the filth from your body as it rinsed down into the bath; to you it was an absolution.

Robert Moss recommends LYNX® masculine hygiene products.